!!PLEASE DO NOT BID OR EMAIL UNTIL YOU'VE READ ALL THE ITEM DESCRIPTION!!
BOOTLEGS AND FAKES!!
An ebayer called "dead_parrots" has been emailing customers and left feedback stating that i sell bootlegs and fake audio books.
His original issue was that his 3 books were damaged so i refunded him.
Once he received his refund he began his "campaign".
Rest assured that all my items are 100% genuine.
If an item does turn out to be a copy, or damaged, then it has simply fell through the net of the thousand cds that i sell a week.
Downloading an audio book takes ages and it's not worth the time and hassle - i tried it once and lost all will to live.
I have enough genuine items without having to bother with fake ones.
If you have any worries, concerns, or indeed complaints, about past or future purchases, please email me.
I am also providing a number so you can talk to me quickly and directly.
Ask for Simon: 07500422154
But please, don't ring at midnight because you've had too much to drink!
ITEM DESCRIPTION
Terry Pratchett: Night Watch - 11 cds.
Narrator: Stephen Briggs.
Running Time: 13 hrs.
Condition:
Cds and case: used but good.
Sleeve: used but good.
Synopsis
The new Discworld novel
Night Watch has the power and energy
that characterizes Terry Pratchett at his occasional best, as well as
the wild surreal humour he always gives us. Sam Vimes, running hero of
the Guards sequence, finds himself cast back in time to the
Ankh-Morpork of his youth--a much nastier city, with an actively
deranged Patrician and a sadistic secret police--and finding himself
filling in for Keel, the tough honest copper who teaches the young
Vimes everything he knows. And, more worryingly, who dies heroically in
the insurrection Vimes knows to be imminent. With a psychopath from his
own time rising in the vile ranks of the Cable Street Unmentionables
complicating things, Vimes has to ensure that history takes its course
so that he will have the right future to go back to, and to keep his
younger self alive--this is Pratchett's plotting at its most thoroughly
constructed and wonderfully devious. Ankh-Morpork has for a long time
been one of the most thoroughly imagined cities in fantasy--here
Pratchett gives us a fascinating gloomy glimpse of its past and of the
younger selves of some of his best-loved characters, and of the
brief-lived People's Republic of Treacle-Mine Road.
!!PLEASE DO NOT BID OR EMAIL UNTIL YOU'VE READ ALL THE INFO BELOW!!
If you have any problems, messages or queries, please email me at: simon-tasker@excite.com.
Do not make contact through ebay or paypal as they will not be read.
All items are 100% genuine - no copies, fakes or mp3s.
Postage
UK 1st Class: £3.00
Please note that any item that sells for £20 or more will be sent via 1st class recorded. I will pay the extra (UK only).
Europe via airmail: £5.00.
U.S.A and rest of world via airmail: £6.00.
Please add £.65 for recorded delivery (UK only).
For overseas, airmail is the only mode of postage I use.
Combined Postage
I will combine postage costs for multiple orders which you can self-apply at the invoice stage:
UK 1st class: 2 items = £4.50, 3 = £6.00, 4 = £8.00, 5 = £10.00.
Europe via airmail: 2 items = £8.00, 3 = £11.00, 4 = £15.00, 5 = £20.00.
U.S.A and rest of World via airmail: 2 items = £10.50, 3 = £17.00, 4 or more please email!
Airmail only for international shipping!
Payment: PAYPAL only please!
WARNING!!
Payment must be made within 3 days otherwise an npb will be issued and the items will be re-listed. You will also be publicly flogged, I will play loud music outside your house in the middle of the night (be warned I love Neil Diamond!) and then let your tyres down!
Dispatch Information
Once feedback has been left this means your item has been posted.
No
feedback means your item has yet to be processed.
I will be posting 40 items on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday.
Subsequently, regardless of when you paid you may not receive your item until the following Monday/Tuesday.
If 7 days is too long to wait then please do not bid.
Damaged Items/Returns
Because of the large volume of cds I sell a week I would have no life
or time to nap if I physically checked every cd.
Please check your cds as soon as they arrive.
Any problems email me or call me.
I will either replace the set a.s.a.p or ask for a week to find another set.
Failing all that, once the item has been returned, I will refund you on the following Sunday when funds are in my paypal account .
Leaving it for a month means it's harder for me to find the same item and i will have spent the money you've sent on loose women and chocolate biscuits.
Weekly Routine
I will list 100+ audio books on Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday meaning all items
will end on a Sunday afternoon/evening so you know when to place final
bids!
Any problems or queries, please email me at: simon-tasker@excite.com.
Please do not leave messages regarding change of address etc within the paypal payment as i will not read them.
Please do not email through ebay as I will not read them.
Please do not leave dirty messages on toilet walls as i will not read them.
Alternatively, for an instant response and to talk to me direct, (lucky you!) please call me on:
07500422154
All calls are charged at £1.50 per second and even when you hang up i will drain your bank account.
Only joking!!
For your custom and support:
Many thanks!
Track up to 10 items on this computer in 
)
)
