The only green thing near this
fridge, is this sign. - Salads Are For Sissies.
This comedy sign is tuff and flexible, fully magnetic,
has a glossy vinyl wipe-clean finish, and is designed to be placed on fridge
doors.
It can just as easily be placed on anything metal, such as boilers,
radiators, whiteboards, and computer cases.
You come home from a hard days work, whether it's digging
up a road or bashing on a keyboard, you open up the fridge for some well-earned
dinner. The last thing you want to see is a lettuce! And there's only one thing
a cucumber is good for - right ladies?
Imagine a guy out on the town, he's sunk 10 pints and is
staggering up the high street. Past 3 kebab shops, a pizza joint, and a Chinese
takeaway. He says to himself, "you know what I fancy? what I really really want
right now? A lovely fresh stick of celery!" - - No of coarse not, that
never happens. Naturally he has a kebab, and he scrapes the salad off of that
too. Its a well known fact that the salad on a kebab is only there for
insulation, to keep the meat warm.
So, any proper lads fridge should be stacked with
porkpies, sausages, eggs, bacon, burgers, and boil-in-the-bag curries. Any
available free space after that should be taken up by cans of lager. - lets face
it, salads are for sissies!
...anyway, this quality, tuff & flexible fully magnetic sign is on a fluorescent
green background and has a glossy vinyl wipe-clean finish. As usual,
the camera just cant pick up the fluorescence or the glossiness of this
wonderful quality product. This unique eye-catching talking-point measures approx 15cm x 10cm (6 inch x
4 inch).
Please visit our ebay shop for more great comedy products and gift ideas.
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