No Farting In The Kitchen
This comedy warning sign is tuff and flexible, fully magnetic,
has a glossy vinyl wipe-clean finish, and is designed to be placed on fridge
doors.
It can just as easily be placed on anything metal, such as boilers,
radiators, whiteboards, and computer cases.
The magnetic warning sign contains the internationally recognised symbol
of a man farting. For some unexplainable reason the man is releasing his
'man-breeze' onto a turkey, which every cook knows is not good practice -
hence the need for this warning sign. I suppose leaving your turkey on the
floor for somebody to guff on is also bad practice. If you are the type
of chef that does leave turkeys on the floor then this sign should solve the
problem of people not knowing the rules and inadvertently dropping a
bottom-burp upon it.
Of coarse we all know that proper ladies don't like their
men trumping at the best of times, but it's a real no-no to 'hum the
low notes' in the kitchen, and they know it didn't come from the dog no
matter how much you protest. This sign will be a constant reminder that one must
not 'rattle ones trousers' in the kitchen, - save it for the bath,
because that's funny and you can make bubbles and everything.
...anyway, this tuff & flexible fully magnetic sign is on a fluorescent
red/orange background and has a glossy vinyl wipe-clean finish. As usual,
the camera just cant pick up the fluorescence or the glossiness of this
wonderful product. This unique eye-catching talking-point measures aprox 10cm x 15cm (4 inch x 6 inch).
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