New Monty Python Bruce’s Philosophers Song

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Bruce’s

Philosophers Song

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hagel.

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist, Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

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John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away. Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle. Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And René Descartes was a drunken fart. 'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed. A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

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