WHAT IS IT ?
TEAM BEE has released its new range of wet weather rider gear
This is a 1 piece waterproof wet weather rain suit
(or if the urge overtakes you then wear it into to the sauna or gym, heck go crazy wear it as an undergarment commando style rubbiing all god's given you against the plastic ....but I digress...)
WHAT IS SOOOoooo DIFFERENT ABOUT YOUR MONKEY SUIT ?
To increase the comfort we fleece lined the neckline to prevent chaffe
The inner upper section has a lining to assist getting it on and off ...it gets hot and sticky in there
(even without wearing it into the sauna !)
Diagonal Zip for increased comfort ( no bunching of the zip in the crotch) backed by a storm flap and closed with a velcro flap.
Elasticised arm cuffs for a neat fit over your glove gauntlets
Zips at the leg bottom so you don't have to do the silly one legged gimp dance to get the bugger on and of, many an accident will be avoided with this simple design feature
( I cringe at the memory of Bob hopping along on one leg trying to get his boot out the other leg as he hopped right into his parked bike and went bum up ... actually it was kinda funny .... but no more of this madness I say !!)
WILL I LOOK FAT IN IT?
Well there are some things that you can do to make you look slimmer, don't eat beans beforehand, fully close the zipper so the wind doesn't fill it and make you look like the Michelin Man and stop stuffing your face with fried chicken !!! and even then .... yes you'll probably will still look fat in it ... its a rain suit folks not a Victorias Secret lace corset . You will be dry though !
WILL OTHERS SEE ME COMING?
Reflective 3M piping across the chest and shoulders will increase visibility at night,
A reflective triangle on the back of your neck will also alert those sneaking up behind you.
We went with a 2 tone color scheme as pure black is not the most visible item on the road.
OK SO I AM DRY AND SAFELY DRESSED, WHERE CAN I STOW MY FRIED CHICKEN WING?
Accessible upper leg pocket with easy release velcro pocket for storing those essential item like wallet, phone and chicken wings.
MY MUM STILL DRESSES ME, CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME SIZING TIPS?
Shame on you for letting your mum still dress you up !
Note that in most instances you will be wearing clothes underneath you wet weather gear (Please say you will .... lie if you must !! ) and you will be in a hunched position.
So to ensure you get a size big enough it is better to go one size bigger then to go too small.
OH YOU ROCK MY WORLD ... HOW DO I WORK OUT THE SIZE?
Here come the finer details
Shoulders (across the top) XXL 64cm XL 63cm L 60cm M 59cm S 58cm
Arm Length (top of shoulder to cuff) XXL 73cm XL 72cm L 70cm M 70cm S 69cm
Waist (belly button) XXL 128cm XL 126cm L 120cm M 118cm S 116cm
Inner leg XXL 84cm XL 83cm L 82cm M 80cm S 77cm
Length (neck to end of leg) XXL 183cm XL 176cm L 174cm M 166cm S 164cm
I will exchange items that have only been used for fitment (with clothes on !!!) if you return it in its original bag and you enclose a self addressed satchel for the exchange.