Laminated Video Nasty Poster Pranks

Laminated Poster  which measures 11.5 inches x 8 inches (29cm x 21cm) ('A4' size)

PRANKS - THE DORM THAT DRIPPED BLOOD

I'M PUTTING ON A SELECTION OF MY NOW WORLD FAMOUS (well, i've sold some to Australia!)LAMINATED POSTERS WITH A NASTY THEME. THESE FILMS WERE PROSECUTED FOR BEING OBSCENE IN THE LATE 70's EARLY 80's (39 HAD SUCCESFUL PROSECUTIONS AGAINST THEM WHEREBY VIDEO SHOP OWNERS WERE ACTUALLY JAILED FOR LEASING THEM OUT! ANOTHER 34 HAD CASES THROWN OUT) (pun intended...CASES...VIDEOS... NO?, PLEASE YOURSELF)

HOWEVER MANY OF THESE POSTERS YOU BUY (at the same time of course!) THE TOTAL POSTAGE/PACKING WILL NEVER BE MORE THAN  £1 IN THE UK OR £2 ANYWHERE ELSE ON EARTH...WHAT A BARGAIN! PLEASE WAIT FOR MY INVOICE, (I'M USUALLY VERY QUICK,) TO ENSURE YOU DON'T PAY MORE FOR THE POSTAGE

Please note that these are laminated photographs of posters,

 NOT ORIGINAL POSTERS. They are sturdy, washable and they look good on any wall! Read my feedback and you'll see how pleased people are when they see them, they look much better than the photo here makes it seem

KEEP REPEATING....THESE ARE NOT ORIGINAL POSTERS....THESE ARE NOT ORIGINAL POSTERS...THESE ARE NOT ORIGINAL POSTERS...THESE ARE NOT ORIGINAL POSTERS...THESE ARE NOT ORIGINAL POSTERS...THESE ARE NOT ORIGINAL POSTERS...

THESE ARE NOT DVD's , VIDEOS , CD'S , OR JAPANESE LASERDISCS, YOU CAN'T PLAY THEM , THEY DON'T MOVE ...UNLESS YOUR SELLOTAPE ISN'T VERY STRONG AND THEY DROP OFF YOUR WALL!

THEY ARE HOWEVER THINGS OF BEAUTY AND A JOY FOREVER! (PEOPLE LOVE THESE, APART FROM ONE OBNOXIOUS LITTLE ERK ABOUT TWELVE MONTHS AGO WHO LEFT NEGATIVE FEEDBACK EVEN AFTER I'D REFUNDED HIS MONEY, LIFE'S CRUEL SOMETIMES. I HOPE HE GETS A SORE AND IT FESTERS)

CONGRATULATIONS FOR READING THIS FAR, SORRY ABOUT HAMMERING THE MESSAGE HOME ABOUT THE SIZE (MAGAZINE PAGE) AND THE NON-ORIGINALITY (PHOTOS) BUT YOU'D BE AMAZED HOW MANY PEOPLE ASK ARE THESE ORIGINAL POSTERS? AT £2 A TIME, YEAH SURE.