What
it is: Well,
um it's ah the finest handcrafted Deluxe Fake Dog Poo, Poop,
Crap, Turd ... well you get the picture. (In fact we have thoughtfully
provided several...you have no idea what I had to do to get
Rudy to help!) Seriously (if you can be serious about Deluxe
Fake
Dog Poo), this stuff looks so real you'd swear it stinks! Hmmm,
come to think of it if you combined it with our Morning
Breeze Stink Perfume... oooh you'd have something!
Now
Improved! Just
when you thought it couldn't get any better, our new Deluxe Fake
Dog Poo is the freshest, wettest, steamieast yet! The
only way you'll know it's a fake is that it won't come warm out
of the package!
I'm not going
to tell you how to use it. I figure you can figure that out OK on
your own. But if you really want a spectacular finish, go save the
day and pick it up with a paper towel and put it in your pocket!
And to answer
a unique question we recently received.... Yes, it Floats!
(It was a first for that question!!)
What you
get: One
Deluxe Fake Dog Poo. Because this really is handcrafted
(with love) they come in different shapes and sizes but they are
approximately 2 - 3" in diameter and approximately 1/2"
tall.
Try wetting it a little bit before you put it down. That'll
put it way over the top!
Are you ready
to have some fun?!
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