Joke/Fake NHS Appointment/Test Results 'Wind-Up' Spoof

SEND ONE TO GET REVENGE, OR JUST FOR A GOOD OLD GIGGLE!

** NOTE: THIS AUCTION IS PRIVATE WHICH MEANS THAT BIDDERS AND
BUYERS OF THIS ITEM ARE NOT VISIBLE TO OTHER EBAY USERS

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*UNLIKE Other Revenge Envelopes out there that arrive with nothing more than a PLAIN piece of
paper enclosed, the JOKE DOESN'T END ONCE THEY OPEN UP ONE OF OUR ENVELOPES!

HERE'S WHAT THEY'LL RECIEVE:

• A DL size envelope with the name of a fictitious STD Clinic, health authority and hospital local to your
  'victim'.  When the envelope arrives, the text on the front leads anyone that sees it to believe that the recipient
  has just had tests for an embarrasing 'social condition' and that the results and an appointment are enclosed.
  Can be personalised for male or female recipients.

Inside will be a mildly reproachful spoof letter from the Outpatients Department referring to
the test results and offering an emergency appointment to commence a course of treatment.

• Looks absolutely genuine and will have to be read a couple of times for 'the penny to drop'
   
  
  We've packed a whole lot of FUN into this REVENGE PACK.  From the SPOOF
  RETURN ADDRESSES & MISLEADING TEXT on the envelope to the COMICAL
  NAMES and NON-EXISTENT CLINIC and APPOINTMENT DETAILS in the letter,
  you will be provided with endless laughs whilst still maintaining a level of realism!

BE SURE TO READ EACH and EVERY LINE to find ALL the LAUGHS!

ONLY £2.75 each incl FREE P+P

For ANONYMOUS Revenge/Practical Jokes We Recommend Letting Us Ship Directly to Your Target. 
Having us ship directly to your target helps to ensure that your identity remains ANONYMOUS
and that the recipient will have NO IDEA WHO or WHERE it came from and will have
NO WAY OF FINDING OUT!  Shipping from Your town will leave them clues as to who might have sent it!

YOU HAVE GOT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO FEAR!
THERE'S NO WAY TO TRACE IT BACK TO YOU!
THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW THAT WE SENT IT!
BUYER ID's ARE ALWAYS KEPT PRIVATE
WE USE FAKE RETURN ADDRESSES TO CONFUSE THEM.
WE NEVER DIVULGE YOUR INFO TO ANYONE!!!
ALL THE SATISFACTION WITH NONE OF THE WORRY!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

HOW AND WHERE WILL THE RECEIPT OF THIS EMBARRASS
YOUR INTENDED VICTIM THE MOST?

SURE, you could simply have us send this to THEIR house, apartment
or P.O. Box where maybe only they will see it.  So why not have it sent
somewhere that will make the revenge even more SWEET?!

WE SUGGEST THAT YOU HAVE IT ADDRESSED TO THEM,
BUT MAYBE HAVE IT ARRIVE AT:

THEIR WORK
A GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIENDS HOUSE
THEIR PARENT'S HOUSE
THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR'S HOUSE
THE IN-LAW'S HOUSE
ONE OF THEIR SOCIAL ORGANISATIONS

WHEREVER YOU THINK IT WILL CAUSE MAXIMUM
EMBARRASSMENT AND HAVE THE MOST IMPACT!!!