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Joke- DILDO OF THE MONTH Revenge Envelope & Memb Card

#1 Selling Prank on Ebay! Send one & laugh your A$$ off

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Item number:	380175946463
Item location:	South of HEAVEN and North of HELL, United States
Post to:	Worldwide
History:	1 sold

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SATAN DRIVING YOU CRAZY? TURN HIM OFF BY CLICKING STOP ON THE PLAYER BELOW!

ANONYMOUS REVENGE & PRACTICAL JOKES!

EBAY-PLEASE READ THIS AUCTION BEFORE REMOVING IT

*This auction is for a FUNNY ENVELOPE & FAKE MEMBERSHIP CARD ONLY! It's a JOKE item. There's is NOTHING Explicit in this auction.

The Anonymous Store

ANONYMOUS REVENGE ENVELOPE with FAKE MEMBERSHIP CARD:

Actual envelope may have slight variations

SEND ONE TO GET REVENGE, OR JUST FOR A GOOD LAUGH!

*UNLIKE Other Revenge Envelopes out there (that arrive with nothing more than a PLAIN piece of paper enclosed!), the JOKE DOESN'T END ONCE THEY OPEN UP ONE OF OUR ENVELOPES!

HERE'S WHAT THEY'LL RECIEVE:

#10 size envelope(4.25" X 9.5") with the name of the specific organization in BIG, BOLD, colorful print. When the envelope arrives, the text on the front leads anyone that sees it to believe that the recipient has just joined the organization, and that their membership card is enclosed!

Inside, they'll find a fake 'WELCOME MEMBER' letter from the membership department, signed by Mr. E. Sender. (SAY THE NAME FAST TO GET THE JOKE!)

It also contains a very funny, but realistic looking membership card. (2.25" X 3.25") -We even laminate them for an added touch of authenticity!

We've packed a whole lot of 'FUNNY' into each and every one of our REVENGE ENVELOPES. From the FUNNY SLOGANS, CRAZY RETURN ADDRESSES & MISLEADING TEXT on the envelopes, to the COMICAL NAMES, RIDICULOUS CLUB MOTTOS, and HILARIOUS SPECIAL OFFERS on the membership cards, they provide endless laughs while still maintaining a level of realism!

BE SURE TO READ EACH and EVERY LINE to find ALL of the LAUGHS!

ONLY $2.99 ea. + FREE S&H

PLEASE READ BEFORE PURCHASING THIS ITEM!

Welcome to The Anonymous Store!

We Create and Sell ANONYMOUS Revenge/Practical Joke Items That are Intended to be Sent Anonymously by Us, Directly to Your Victim.

WE send it - THEY receive it - YOU laugh your butt off!

Although our Products are INTENDED TO BE SENT DIRECTLY BY US TO YOUR VICTIM,

WE WILL GLADLY SHIP THIS ITEM DIRECTLY TO YOU IF YOU WISH.

When You Place Your Order We Will be Assuming that You Want to Have the Item Sent Directly to A Victim. WE WILL NOT automatically assume that you want this sent directly to you.

PLEASE take a few seconds to help speed up processing by sending along shipping info when making your payment through PayPal, or, in an email immediately after payment has been made. (Through the 'Contact Seller' link on your auction, or at AnonymousStore@aol.com)

PLEASE EITHER:

Send us the name of your Target and the address of where you'd like it sent to, and we will mail it DIRECTLY TO THEM.

      OR

Send us YOUR address if you'd like the item sent to you, and we'll mail it inside an envelope so that YOU can address it and mail it to your target at your convenience.

** If an address is not provided within a day of your payment, we will send the item inside a separate envelope to the "Ship to" address listed on your PayPal account.

We'd like to thank you in advance for your cooperation with this.



*For ANONYMOUS Revenge/Practical Jokes We Recommend Letting Us Ship Directly to Your Target. Having us ship directly to your target helps to insure that your identity remains ANONYMOUS, and that they'll have NO IDEA WHO or WHERE it came from & NO WAY OF FINDING OUT! Shipping from Your town will leave them clues as to who might have sent it!

*Need Time to Find the Correct Address? NO PROBLEM! We just ask that you contact us after you've made your purchase to let us know. We're always willing to work with our customers in order to assure they get the most out of our Revenge/Prank Products.



NOT CONVINCED THIS IS SAFE TO SEND?

We are The Anonymous Store

We're not:

The 'Mostly-Anonymous Store'

The 'There's a Chance You'll Get Caught Store' or

The 'Payback Will Probably Be Coming Your Way Soon Store'.

With that said, our #1 concern is keeping transactions Anonymous, and we do what it takes to live up to our name. We built this business and developed our strategies with one goal in mind, which was to provide a SAFE, EFFECTIVE, and completely ANONYMOUS way for people to get REVENGE or PLAY A JOKE (and get a GOOD LAUGH while doing so!) Unless YOU tell them, they'll never know it came from you!

YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO FEAR.

THERE'S NO WAY TO TRACE IT BACK TO YOU!

THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW THAT WE SENT IT!

BUYER ID'S ARE KEPT PRIVATE

WE USE FAKE RETURN ADDRESSES TO CONFUSE THEM.

WE NEVER DIVULGE YOUR INFO TO ANYONE!!!

ALL THE SATISFACTION, WITH NONE OF THE WORRY!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Still not convinced? Please email us with any questions or concerns at:  AnonymousStore@aol.com



WHERE WILL THIS EMBARRASS THEM THE MOST?

SURE, you could simply have us send this to THEIR house, apartment, or P.O. Box, but why not have it sent somewhere that will make the revenge even SWEETER?!

WE SUGGEST THAT YOU ADDRESS IT TO THEM, BUT HAVE IT ARRIVE AT:

THEIR WORK

A GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIENDS HOUSE

THEIR PARENT'S HOUSE

THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE

THE IN-LAW'S HOUSE

THEIR CHURCH OR SOCIAL ORGANIZATION

WHEREVER YOU THINK IT WILL HAVE THE MOST IMPACT!!!

We realize it may take a little effort on your part to get the address you need, but trust us, if you choose the right destination- IT WILL BE WELL WORTH THE EFFORT!
Let your imagination and creativity run wild!!!!!!!!!!!

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CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL OF OUR REVENGE ENVELOPES!

ONLY $2.99 ea. + FREE S&H

So, what are you waiting for?

GET YOUR ANONYMOUS REVENGE TODAY!

Like what you see & want to see MORE?

CLICK HERE to see ALL OF OUR PRODUCTS

Be sure to check back often as our product line is constantly updated!

*Your REVENGE ENVELOPE will be shipped via USPS 1st class mail directly to your recipient. If you would like it mailed directly to you instead, please let us know upon making your payment and we will send it inside a separate envelope.

*We typically ship items within ONE business day of receiving payment.

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Check back often for New Products or simply add us to your favorites list to keep updated!

You can Sign up for our email newsletters by adding our eBay Store to your Favorites.

Payment is accepted via PayPal, and is due within 3 days of auctions end. If you're having trouble with PayPal, or any trouble making payment, please contact us immediately. .............................. PLEASE READ THE SHIPPING PROFILE BELOW.

THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF OUR PROCESS IS GETTING SHIPPING INFORMATION FROM YOU. Since we are selling ANONYMOUS items which are intended to be sent directly to a victim, WE NEED YOU TO FORWARD SHIPPING INFORMATION regardless of whether you want this sent directly to a victim, OR right to your own address in a separate envelope. EITHER WAY, WE NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU. We DO NOT assume that you want your item sent directly to you! .............................................. PLEASE send shipping information along with your PayPal payment or immediately after making payment. If you want us to send it directly to someone, send us their name and address. If you want it sent directly to you, LET US KNOW RIGHT AWAY SO WE CAN PROCESS YOUR ORDER. Otherwise we will have to attempt to contact you to make certain that you don't want it sent elsewhere, which delays the process and MAKES OUR JOBS MUCH HARDER! Please keep in mind that we are running a REVENGE business here and don't like it when people make our lives more difficult:) Seriously, we would REALLY appreciate you taking a few extra seconds to send this info with your payment. Thanks in advance for your cooperation! ........................................................................................ ALL shipping is done through the USPS. We typically ship out within ONE day of receiving your Payment and address info. We will send you a shipping notification once your item has shipped.

PLEASE READ THE SHIPPING PROFILE ABOVE ............................... Payment via PayPal is due within 3 days of auctions end. If you will need more time, PLEASE CONTACT US BEFORE BIDDING. ............................... Returns are only accepted in cases where we have sent the wrong item. Your payment will be refunded minus our initial cost of shipping the item to you. Buyer is responsible for showing proof that the wrong item was sent, and may be required to ship the item back to us at their expense (at our discretion) before any refund is given.

Anonymous Revenge Card and Gift is the Ebay division of THE ANONYMOUS STORE. We're an online service specializing in ANONYMOUS REVENGE and ANONYMOUS PRACTICAL JOKES. Our Motto: We SEND it, They RECEIVE it, YOU LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF! . .....................................................................................We formed in the Fall of 2007, to give people a way to get Revenge or Payback without having to confront someone in person, or, risking the ramifications of doing so. We get great satisfaction out of empowering people who would normally just take their lumps and not retaliate, by offering them an opportunity to get Payback and a much deserved feeling of satisfaction by simply sending one of our inexpensive products. . ........................................................................................We create and sell Fun and Funny items which are designed to be sent by us DIRECTLY to your 'Victim', leaving them NO way of know WHO it's actually from, and NO way of ever finding out! Like we mentioned above, the name of our business is THE ANONYMOUS STORE, and our #1 Priority is making sure every transaction remains ANONYMOUS. All of our auctions are PRIVATE and we will NEVER reveal your information to ANYONE (without a Court Order.) . ........................................................................................ We receive incredible stories all of the time from people who have been beaten down, stabbed in the back, ripped off, publically embarassed and worse. We also receive emails and letters from quite a few of these same people thanking us for our service because without it they would've never gotten revenge, and as one person put it "felt this huge weight lifted off of me and I felt so energized afterwards!" It's for them that we do what we do. . ........................................................................................ In the process of building our business, we inadvertantly also created many hilarious items that are great for playing Anonymous Practical Jokes on your friends, relatives, co-workers, and neighbors! . ........................................................................................ Some of our items may be considered morally questionable, but all of them are Funny and Perfectly Legal to send via US mail. You've got nothing to fear by sending one of our products, except that is, of laughing so hard that you pee yourself! . ........................................................................................ *If you are involved in any kind of legal issues (ie. they have a Restraining Order against you, or you've been harrassing them) use your head and DON'T SEND THEM ONE OF OUR ITEMS!

If you have purchased an item from us, please contact us through the 'Contact Seller' link in your auction, or by sending an email WITH YOUR EBAY INFO to AnonymousStore@aol.com.................................................................. All other inquires, please contact us at: AnonymousStore@aol.com

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Item location: South of HEAVEN and North of HELL, United States

Dispatches to: Worldwide

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Postage and packaging	To	Service	Estimated delivery*
US $1.00	United Kingdom	Standard Int'l Flat Rate Postage	varies for items dispatched from an international location

*The estimated delivery time is based on the seller's dispatch time, the postal service selected, and when the seller receives cleared payment. Sellers are not responsible for shipping service transit times. Transit times may vary, particularly during peak periods.

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Seller charges sales tax for items dispatched to: PA (6%).

Return policy

Please contact us immediately if there is a problem.  We will refund the purchase price minus our shipping costs if and only if we have sent the wrong item to you or your victim.  Buyer will be responsible to show proof that the wrong item was sent and may be asked to return the item to us (at their costs) before a refund will be given.

We ask that you refrain from leaving feedback until we've had a chance to resolve the issue, and also until you have read our email concerning leaving feedback when purchasing ANONYMOUS items.

Most Buy It Now purchases are protected by the Distance Selling Regulations, which allow you to cancel the purchase within seven working days after the day you receive the item. Find out more about your rights as a buyerand exceptions.

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