Hand drawn picture of a MONKEY. Absolute bargain.

GIVE ME FIVE QUID AND I'LL DRAW YOU A PICTURE OF A MONKEY

This picture will be done with either a biro or pencil or whatever's closest at the time.

It'll probably be done on a piece of green A4 paper (cos I've got loads of it at the moment).

If monkeys are not your thing then please feel free to request any other animal. I will do my best to draw it.

I must point out that I am not much good at drawing things, so the quality of the drawing is likely to be very poor.

I will sign and dedicate the drawing at no extra cost. Perhaps you would like one sent to a favourite Uncle. In which case just tell me your Uncle's name (e.g. Steve) and I can dedicate the picture to your Uncle Steve.

Or perhaps you would like one sent to a loved one. Whatever. I can do that.

Unfortunately I don't have an example picture for you to look at. This is because I can't be bothered drawing anything right now. Especially not for nowt.

SO GIVE ME A FIVER AND THE ANIMAL PICTURE SHALL BE YOURS!

I've decided to list this again because (can you believe it) the last time I listed it for 90 days I sold precisely 3 monkey pictures! I am now prepared to make a hefty bulk discount. If you buy all 10,000 pictures you can have them for £20,000! This represents a saving of £30,000 from if you were to buy them singly. Surely that's an offer you cannot refuse! Surely? Hmmm?

I am also prepared to part-exchange for a sports-car. If you have a sports-car you would like to swop for some primate doodles, then please get in touch. Let me know the make and model, and tell me how many monkey pics you think it's worth. We can work something out, I'm sure.

PLEASE NOTE: I am now using a picture of David Dickinson in this advertisement. This is in no way intended to imply that David Dickinson endorses my Monkey Pictures in any way. Nor is it intended to suggest that David Dickinson is in any way linked to monkeys (except in the purely evolutionary sense). I just thought that if I had a picture of something in my ad it may well increase my sales. And David Dickinson seems like a fairly popular sort of fellow, and so hopefully I can ride on David's back (so to speak) and generate more interest in my Artworks.

Thankyou for reading this. God bless you all.

Doctorcamel.

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