FREE EBAY SONG,4 EBAY ADDICTS,FUNNY.HEAR IT ON LISTING

                   PRESS PLAY ON THE MEDIA PLAYER.

SING AND DANCE  ALONG TO THE EBAY SONG

A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ... TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay  Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock) Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee) They had it on eBay I'll buy ... your knick-knack Just check ... my feedback "A !" they all say They love me on eBay Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag) Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag) (From some guy) I've never met in Norway Found him on eBay I am the type who is liable to snipe you With two seconds left to go, whoa Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please As long as I've got the dough I'll buy ... your charge keys Sell me ... your watch, please I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...) I'm highest bidder now (Junk keeps arriving in the mail) (From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray) (Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray) Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay) Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks) Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre) (Found it on eBay) Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster) (Pez dispensers and a toaster) (Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away) (I'll buy on eBay) What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y PLEASE NOTE- YOU ARE PAYING FOR THE  CD IN A SLEEVE ,(so you can even listen to it in the car.) THE SONG IS FREE,TO ABIDE BY EBAYS TERMS AND CONDITIONS!!

All items are sent within 48 hours of CLEARED payment (with exception of weekends and bank hols)please allow clearance of 7-10 days for cheques and crossed postal orders,and 7-14 days for pending paypal.

If paying via postal order,please make them crossed and made out to payee,to prevent unauthorised cashing.

If sending uncrossed postal orders,you do so at your own risk!!recorded delivery would be advisable.

All items are checked prior to dispatch and sent in a bubble wrap envelope or brown paper, well packaged.

So you can be sure of a safe,efficient, and fast delivery.

WORLDWIDE POSTAGE/SHIPPING IS AN EXTRA £1.20 GBP MORE THAN STATED ON LISTING.

Example-if stated U.K postage is £1.99,then worldwide will be £3.19.

Unopened/unsealed products returned within 14 days,will recieve  full refunds including postage already paid.The buyer will be liable to pay return shipping fees.
Cds and Dvds provided in a sleeve,will be offered a replacement,after return shipping,not a refund,to prevent copying.
Sorry,no returns or refunds on underwear,due to personal hygeine.
No refunds given on undelivered purchases,but will provide proof of posting.
All other items will be at my own discretion.

IM A BLONDE,MINUS THE DUMB,SO NO TIME WASTERS PLEASE.

ANY QUESTIONS OR QUERIES,PLEASE DONT HESITATE TO EMAIL ME,AS I DONT BITE,AND WILL TRY TO ANSWER YOUR CONCERNS WITHIN 24HRS.THANKYOU.

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