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Item:Dead Fred Pen Holder Stress Buster Office Gift Joke NEW

Dead Fred Pen Holder Stress Buster Office Gift Joke NEW

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Item number:220500283781
Item location:In the GADGET AND GIFT ZONE, United Kingdom
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Dead Fred Pen Holder Stress Buster Office Gift Joke NEW
NEW

Dead Fred Pen Holder

Take Out Your Stress And Frustration On Fred (He Won't Mind, He's Dead!)

Feeling stressed and frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well, Dead Fred is the man for you!

Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart... and, is if by magic... there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips -- and your stress and frustration, vanished!

Warning: Do not use for constant stabbing! Fred is already dead! For serious frustration, seek anger management classes!

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Red

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125x70x20mm

Condition
New

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If you're not entirely delighted with your purchase, we offer a 100% refund (INCLUDING shipping). Simply return the item and you'll receive a full refund of the purchase price INCLUDING the shipping fee. (Now, not many sellers do that! In fact, I've not seen anyone else offering such a guarantee and we've been buying and selling on eBay for over 5 years!).

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WE OFFER A NO-QUESTIONS-ASKED, 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE ON THIS ITEM! If you're not entirely delighted with your purchase, we offer a 100% refund (minus shipping). Simply return the item in its original condition and in the original packaging and you'll receive a full refund of the purchase price minus the shipping fee. Please contact us before returning the item.
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If you're in the UK, you're welcome to pay using PayPal, Personal Cheque or Postal Order. We only accept PayPal from overseas customers. For the quickest dispatch, please pay by PayPal as soon as you have won the item. Items are usually DISPATCHED WITHIN 24 HOURS of payment being received but please allow 3 to 5 working days for goods to arrive. If you pay by PayPal eCheque or Personal Cheque, items are not dispatched until funds have cleared.
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