Craptrumps

Crappy Christmas !!

Whatever happened to the magic of Christmas, where did it go? Not far, it is still around us every year, it just looks a little different. We got older, grew more cynical and now appreciate Christmas in a totally different way. Christmas is not the time for angels, or even log fires and Carol singing, it is time for a reality check.

We've all been there, 4.55pm on Christmas Eve, trying so hard to buy something meaningful for our nearest and dearest in spite of the beginnings of a hangover brought on from the annual office Christmas lunch - too much Asti Spumante and a nagging feeling that you were too familiar with your boss. As panic sets in amongst the other like-minded shoppers you trip up another innocent bystander as they make a grab for that pre wrapped, stress free, no thought required option and hey while I'm on a sweet F.A. roll, I'll just add my name to all of mums cards. Besides, you tell yourself, no one can ever have enough scented drawer liners. No wonder you never get anything you really want and are hearing "what did you give me again honey?" by New Year.

Crappy Christmas is a celebration of all these things that happen during the festive period, that is, the ones not in the traditional books. As families descend on each other's territory, spirits (both kinds) are high, danger levels higher, uncles get inebriated, parents burn the dinner, the dog nearly dies of sprout poisoning and gran still believes that a pound is a lot of money but hey, this is what Christmas is all about, this is the modern day magic! This is a Crappy Christmas!

Craptrumps limited is a serious company dedicated to ripping the p*ss out of unfortunate creations and misguided inventions.

Perfect Christmas? Certainly Not.

A festive collaboration of 55 characters, insane activities, weird events, plus the usual tat we all buy at Christmas time

* 52 "Oversized" cards
* 3 Real Jokers
* Traditional Card Suits
* Warped Humour
* Nice Shiny Box

Suitable for all ages, sense of humour permitting