Bikini Bistro VHS 1993 Marilyn Chambers Amy Lynn Baxter

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Mindless 90's skinemax type flick. I don't know much about the economy in the early 90's, but if these films have taught me anything, it's that any failing business could be turned around when the female employees start doing their job in a bikini. Maybe that's the way out of this global recession business?

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Disclaimer I: I’ve watched many of these movies myself, and the one’s I’ve seen all played through as fine as you’d expect 20+ year old vhs tapes to play. I’ve also tried to note any glaring problems with the video boxes. If you have any more specific questions, please, feel free to ask and I’ll help the best I can. If you’re an uptight nerd who’s gonna bid without asking me any questions and then want a refund because there’s “a slight pricetag sticker discoloration on the front cover” or because there’re “tracking issues for 5 seconds 1 hour into the film,” then please, these auctions are not for you.

Disclaimer II: This is really just a personal peeve of mine. I HATE FACT CHECKERS. If I say a movie came out in ’78 and it really came out in ’76 I DON’T CARE. If I said a German movie came from Austria I DON’T CARE. If you disagree with a writeup I did I DON’T CARE. Seriously. I know you “just thought I’d let you know” folks are a well meaning bunch, but to me, and this is just me here, every time I get some inane message about some minute detail I rushed over in a description for an item no one will even put in a minimum bid for it just drives me bonkers. Sorry. This isn’t meant to discourage you from asking any questions you might have on anything you might actually bid on, though.

Disclaimer III: I go to the post office one day a week, and that day is usually Friday. These auctions end on a Tuesday, so that gives me a few days to collect all the payments, get stuff packed, and generally breathe a little. This means that even if you pay EXACTLY ONE MILISECOND AFTER THE AUCTION ENDS, your stuff’s still getting shipped out Friday, and if you pay me on Saturday, your stuff’s getting sent out the following Friday, and if you pay for media mail, chances are it’s gonna take a week after that to get to you, maybe two weeks, and unfortunately sometimes over a month. But you’re an ebay savvy member of the 21st century who’s used to waiting a bit for arcane pop culture artifacts, why am I bogging you down in the details of how media mail works? Well, because inevitably when I sell a big batch of VHS such as this, I get e-mails 3 days after an auction ends from a buyer buggin’ that his or her (of course it’s always some sketchy loner dude in my mind) stuff didn’t get there yesterday. Sure, I can tell the dude his stuff’s been sent, but this won’t stop him from hitting me up every 3 days to let me know that their $0.99 copy of Candyman 2 STILL hasn’t arrived, even though he paid the cheapest possible rate to ship something this side of carrier pigeon. So if you’re reading this, sketchy loner guy, this is my official statement: CHILL. I ain’t shipping out insulin here, you can stand to wait a minute. Now I get anxious every now and then too, so if it’s been a few weeks, or you want to know if your payment got here or whatever, feel free to drop a line, but like I said, I ship stuff out on Fridays, so if you get your payment to me by then, your stuff will go out, no sooner, no later. Check my feedback, I’ve been at this for a few years, I’m kinda good at it, y’know what I mean?

Disclaimer IV: Get your payments to me in two weeks or I’ll file a non-paying bidder claim. Had a few flakes last time, major bummer.

Disclaimer V: Everything I’m selling is a video, NOT a DVD. No DVDs. VHS not DVDs. NOT SELLING DVDS AT ALL. Just trying to make that very clear.

Return policy: Like I said, I’ve seen about half of these, and they play fine, but realistically it’s completely feasible that there’s some duds, ‘cause these are all older than dirt and for the most part ex-rentals. Part of me feels like that’s just the risk you take buying this garbage, but at the same time I’m a human being and don’t really like to see anyone get stuck with a faulty product. That said, I have DVD backups of many of these taken directly from the copy I’m selling, so if you say your vid’s busted, and my DVD that was taken from the vid says otherwise, then it’s your VCR that has issues, and I’ll send the DVD to prove it (i.e., no refund). If I don’t have the DVD for whatever reason, I’ll refund you the cost of the VIDEO, and not the shipping. I may or may not ask you to ship the video back, though, depending on whether or not I want it in my house again. I’ve sold hundreds of vids and this has never been a problem, though, so don’t stress.

Thanks for checking out the auction. Take care!