English - Thai Language Book

Now Shipping V4 Dec 07

This book is an essential guide to the bar scene in Thailand.

The book is a guide of what you should know and also a phrasebook that is suitable for the single tourist (not the sort of phrases you would normally find in your average book)

The “what you should know section” consists of

Bar Girls

Beer Bars

Go Go Bars

Ladyboys

Bar Fines

Massage Parlours

Do’s & Don’ts

Brief descriptions of various Bangkok bar areas, Patpong, Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, Sukhumvit Road,

Silom Soi 4, Soi Thaniya, and Radchadapisek Road,

Thai phrases are what makes this book special,

The Thais love to hear a guy from the west attempting their language and you’ll be amazed how even a little basic Thai will improve your enjoyment.

The first sections consist of what you would consider to be your normal run of the mill phrases, Hello, What is your name? Where are you from? How old are you? So what time do you finish work tonight? Shall we meet? Please come with me (Pardon the pun!),

Excellent chat up lines include You are the most beautiful girl in the world, You have a really cute smile, You are so charming and beautiful.

Having softened the girl with your fluent Thai you can move in for the kill! I need a special person, I need a lot of loving. Be with me tonight, I will stay with you tonight, I will be with you forever, If you cheat on me I will cheat on you!!!

Various other sections include “ In the room” This is my hotel here, and for the not      so subtle.

Following sections include Sex and Safe sex, I’m still a virgin, What position do you like best, Kiss me here, That feels so good, That hurts, Oh you are too big, I can’t have sex with you yet because I still have a hangover!!!

If the spark disappears how about I’m fed up with you, You are such a bore, Get out of my life, You are stupid and ugly!! You gave me a disease!!

The book is 166 pages long and despite the nature of it’s contents is a good introduction to the language and with the previously mentioned response the reader’s holiday will be 1000% more enjoyable.

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