BUY BECOME A TITLE LORD LADY x 2 OF THE MANOR OR KNIGHT

EBAY & PROSPECTIVE PURCHASERS - PLEASE READ THE NOTE AT THE END OF THIS LISTING REGARDING EBAY POLICY & THE LAW - WE DO NOT SELL BRITISH TITLES!

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- PLEASE NOTE -

we DO NOT sell "British Titles"

PLEASE DO NOT CONFUSE THIS ITEM WITH WORTHLESS PLOTS OF SCOTTISH LAND.

WE ONLY HAVE 30 LEFT AT THIS PRICE!

THEY ARE SELLING LIKE HOTCAKES!

Prospective purchasers - PLEASE CHECK OUR FEEDBACK

ANY QUERIES?

CALL OUR UK NATIONAL HELPLINE ON

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THIS IS A DOUBLE OFFERING

SO YOU GET TWO OF THE ITEMS AT A DISCOUNTED PRICE

 IDEAL AS A PRESENT FOR A COUPLE

F A C T

OWNING A

WORTHLESS

SQUARE MILLIMETRE OF LAND IN SCOTLAND

DOES NOT

ENTITLE YOU TO CALL YOURSELF

'LORD'

HOWEVER

THIS

ITEM IS A PROVEN AND LEGAL WAY TO

UPGRADE YOUR STATUS

PLEASE DO NOT MAKE AN IMPULSE PURCHASE

PLEASE DO NOT CLICK BUY IT NOW - YET

PLEASE SHOP AROUND FIRST

PLEASE MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION

IF YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT THE LORD LYON IN SCOTLAND HAS DESCRIBED AS 'WORTHLESS', PLEASE GO ELSEWHERE AND 'BUY' SOME LAND IN SCOTLAND FROM A COMPANY THAT HAS ALREADY REGISTERED THE 'TITLE' IT CLAIMS TO SELL YOU WITH THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OFFICE, SO IF YOU EVER TRIED TO USE IT - YOU COULD BE SUED FOR MILLIONS!

HOWEVER, IF YOU WANT SOMETHING WHICH WORKS, WE KNOW YOU'LL BE COMING BACK!

WE KNOW WHY AND SO DO OUR CUSTOMERS!

FACT:

OWNING LAND IN SCOTLAND DOES NOT ENTITLE YOU TO CALL YOURSELF 'LORD'.

HOWEVER, THIS ITEM IS A PROVEN METHOD OF BEING ABLE TO IMPROVE YOUR STATUS IN SOCIETY.

FACT:

WE HAVE 100% POSITIVE FEEDBACK

FACT:

THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN HAVE YOUR COAT OF ARMS FOR YOUR NAME - THIS IS AT BEST MISLEADING, UNLESS IT CAN BE PROVEN THAT YOU ARE DESCENDED FROM THE ORIGINAL BEARER OF THAT COAT OF ARMS. WE DO NOT MISLEAD CUSTOMERS AND WILL THEREFORE NOT CLAIM TO OFFER YOU YOUR COAT OF ARMS - SINCE A COAT OF ARMS BEARING THE SAME SURNAME AS YOURS IS NOT YOUR COAT OF ARMS AT ALL - UNLESS IT CAN BE PROVEN THAT YOU ARE DESCENDED FROM THE ORIGINAL BEARER.

IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, PLEASE CONTACT THE COLLEGE OF ARMS, BUT PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ELSEWHERE.

FACT:

THIS ITEM IS

GENUINE

 ONCE YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE CHANGE OF TITLE DEED AND HAD IT WITNESSED BY TWO PEOPLE,

YOU CAN ACTUALLY CHANGE YOUR OFFICIAL IDENTIFICATION DOCUMENTS - 

INCLUDING

YOUR

DRIVING LICENCE

AND

PASSPORT

YOU CAN CHOOSE THE DATE ON YOUR ITEMS - WHY NOT CHOOSE

CHRISTMAS DAY

A BIRTHDAY

ANNIVERSARY

WHY CHOOSE TO CHANGE YOUR STATUS?

YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE JEALOUS

DO YOU THINK DAVID BECKHAM WAITS FOR A TABLE AT ANY TOP RESTUARANT?

EVER HAD A COMPLIMENTARY UPGRADE ON AN AIRCRAFT?

HOW WILL PEOPLE IN THE BUSINESS WORLD TREAT YOU DIFFERENTLY?

WHAT COULD IT DO FOR YOUR CAREER?

MANY NON-EXECUTIVE DIRECTORS OF BIG BUSINESSES ARE LORDS AND LADIES.

HOW WILL YOUR BANK REACT?

WHICH LOOKS BETTER ON YOUR BLACK CARD - 'MR/MRS' OR 'LORD/LADY'?

THINK WHAT THIS COULD DO FOR YOUR SELF-CONFIDENCE - OR THAT OF A LOVED ONE AT CHRISTMAS?

WHEN MEETING NEW PEOPLE AT PARTIES - HOW WILL IT FEEL WHEN YOU ARE INTRODUCED TO THEM?

WHAT WILL YOU RECEIVE FOR £19.99?

WITH EACH OF YOUR SILVER-FOILED PACKS, YOU WILL RECEIVE:

1. Instructions containing full guidelines

2. All paperwork pre-printed.

3. High quality certificate printed on heavy 145gsm parchment paper, including post-nominal letters (letters after your name).

4. The major deed which you are supplied with means that your title can be transferred after your death.

UNLIKE SOME OTHER 'SELLERS' OF

THIS TYPE OF ITEM, WE

DO NOT

claim to 'sell' you land which can not legally be registered with the Scottish Land Registry. Therefore, we can never re-sell the purported 'title'. Please do not confuse this item with meaningless, worthless plots of Scottish peat-bog you may see listed on eBay and elsewhere.

WE PREPARE ALL THE NECESSARY LEGAL DOCUMENTATION FOR YOU.

WE

ACTUALLY USE

PROFESSIONAL PRINTING EQUIPMENT

FROM A FIRM OF PROFESSIONAL PRINTERS, TO ENSURE THAT THE QUALITY OF THE PAPERWORK YOU RECEIVE IS OF THE

HIGHEST POSSIBLE QUALITY

AND STANDARDS AVAILABLE.

ALL DOCUMENTATION IS PRINTED ON HIGH-QUALITY PARCHMENT PAPER AND DESPATCHED TO YOU BY

ROYAL MAIL

FIRST CLASS

RECORDED DELIVERY

IN

100% CARDBOARD ENVELOPES

 MARKED IN RED

PLEASE DO NOT BEND

THIS ENSURES THAT WHEN YOUR ITEM ARRIVES, IT IS IN

PERFECT CONDITION.

THERE ARE ONLY 30 OF THESE TWIN PACKS LEFT AT THIS PRICE - HURRY - OFFER ENDS SOON!

This item may not be used to commit any act of Fraud or Deception.

I am the copyright proprietor of this listing, the main image used and the item itself. Any person or organisation copying the listing, the main image, or the item itself in whole or in part will be reported to eBay and subject to legal action.

ebay & prospective purchasers please note: In order to comply with eBay policy and the Law, we do not sell British Titles, nor do we sell Lordships of the Manor. A Lordship of the Manor does not entitle the owner to call himself 'Lord'.