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Bidding has ended on this item. The seller has relisted this item or another one like this. Item:BIRTHDAY/ANNIVERSARY/WEDDING/CHRISTMAS/EASTER GIFT UGH! |
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Need a Birthday gift for someone you can't stand? Have to get a Wedding present but hate the groom? Got to buy an Anniversary something for the tedious couple? A Christmas present for the relative you detest? Then give them this CHARMLESS piece of garbage and show you don't care! A very badly made soft fur bat with one button for an eye. Really duff felt arms and legs. With stuffing hanging out it's arse. Plus a badly attached length of frayed rubber bands to hang it by. Not only that but we will also wrap it haphazardly in cheap wrapping paper and add a tacky card as well. [Put these details in the Payment Box Message: Just request which type of card & paper (eg BIRTHDAY) add your message (for the card) and address to be sent to and we will do the rest!]
SPECIAL OFFER: To show you REALLY CARE we will be more than happy to run your 'gift' through the ashtray or around the dust in the kitchen to make it EXTRA SPECIAL! Don't forget to ask for this additional Service at NO EXTRA COST!
NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN - ADULT HUMOUR ONLY!!! |
Postage and packaging Item location: Bournemouth, Dorset, United Kingdom Dispatches to: Worldwide
 
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