EBAY & PROSPECTIVE PURCHASERS - PLEASE READ THE NOTE AT THE END OF THIS LISTING REGARDING EBAY POLICY & THE LAW

eBay - PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT A BRITISH TITLE

THIS IS ALSO NOT A LISTING FOR LAND IN SCOTLAND, OWNERSHIP OF WHICH DOES NOT ENTITLE THE USE OF THE TITLE 'LORD' OR 'LADY'

Prospective purchasers 

PLEASE CHECK OUR FEEDBACK

You are buying with this item, membership of the Order of the Black Ermine, along with the Legal Documents, preprepared to entitle the recipient to change their Title to Lord & Lady.

Before you read any further, please ask yourself the following questions:

1. Do you honestly believe that owning a square foot of land in Scotland means that you can call yourself a 'Lord' or a 'Lady'?

2. Were you born yesterday?

3. Are you happy to waste money?

4. Do you want to become a 'Laird' of somewhere or other,  along with thousands of other 'Lairds' and be able to claim nothing other than owning a square foot of land in Scotland on

the same

'Estate'

as thousands of other people, making your 'Lairdship' about as exclusive as mud?

5. Have you ever actually met ANYBODY that has had their Driving Licence, Passport or Bank Card changed to say 'Laird' or 'Lady' after they bought a square foot of land in Scotland?

If you can answer 'YES' to any of the above, then I regret to inform you that this item is not for you and whilst I do not profess to be medically qualified, I would urge you to visit your GP at the earliest possible opportunity and seek a psychiatric evaluation.

If, however, you can honestly answer 'NO' to any of the above questions, then this item is just for people like you.

**STOP PRESS**

YOU ARE BIDDING ON THE LEGAL DOCUMENTATION REQUIRED UNDER UK LAW FOR YOU TO ACTUALLY CHANGE YOUR TITLE.

F A C T

OWNING A

WORTHLESS

TINY PLOT OF LAND IN SCOTLAND

DOES NOT

ENTITLE YOU TO CALL YOURSELF

'LORD'

HOWEVER

THIS

ITEM IS A PROVEN AND LEGAL WAY TO

UPGRADE YOUR STATUS

PLEASE DO NOT MAKE AN IMPULSE PURCHASE

PLEASE DO NOT CLICK BUY IT NOW - YET

PLEASE SHOP AROUND FIRST

PLEASE MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION

IF YOU WANT SOMETHING CHEAP THAT DOES NOT WORK, PLEASE GO ELSEWHERE

HOWEVER, IF YOU WANT HIGH QUALITY, WE KNOW YOU'LL BE COMING BACK!

WE KNOW WHY AND SO DO OUR CUSTOMERS!

FACT:

OWNING LAND IN SCOTLAND DOES NOT ENTITLE YOU TO CALL YOURSELF 'LORD'.

HOWEVER, THIS ITEM IS A PROVEN METHOD OF BEING ABLE TO IMPROVE YOUR STATUS IN SOCIETY.

FACT:

WE HAVE 100% POSITIVE FEEDBACK

FACT:

THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN HAVE YOUR COAT OF ARMS FOR YOUR NAME - THIS IS AT BEST MISLEADING, UNLESS IT CAN BE PROVEN THAT YOU ARE DESCENDED FROM THE ORIGINAL BEARER OF THAT COAT OF ARMS. WE DO NOT MISLEAD CUSTOMERS AND WILL THEREFORE NOT CLAIM TO OFFER YOU YOUR COAT OF ARMS - SINCE A COAT OF ARMS BEARING THE SAME SURNAME AS YOURS IS NOT YOUR COAT OF ARMS AT ALL - UNLESS IT CAN BE PROVEN THAT YOU ARE DESCENDED FROM THE ORIGINAL BEARER.

IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, PLEASE CONTACT THE COLLEGE OF ARMS, BUT PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ELSEWHERE.

FACT:

THIS ITEM IS

GENUINE

 THE CHOSEN RECIPIENTS, BE IT YOURSELF, FRIENDS OR LOVED ONES, WILL RECEIVE

A MASTER TITLE DEED (THE LEGAL DOCUMENT REQUIRED) IN A

A SILVER-FOIL PACK THAT WILL ALSO CONTAIN

A BEAUTIFULLY PRESENTED PARCHMENT CERTIFICATE

HAND SIGNED BY

THE GRAND MASTER OF THE ORDER.

 ALONG WITH FULL INSTRUCTIONS.

ONCE YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE MASTER TITLE DEED AND HAVE HAD IT SIGNED BY TWO WITNESSES,

YOU CAN ACTUALLY CHANGE YOUR OFFICIAL IDENTIFICATION DOCUMENTS - 

INCLUDING

YOUR

DRIVING LICENCE

AND

PASSPORT

WHY CHOOSE TO CHANGE YOUR STATUS?

YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE JEALOUS

DO YOU THINK DAVID BECKHAM WAITS FOR A TABLE AT ANY TOP RESTUARANT?

EVER HAD A COMPLIMENTARY UPGRADE ON AN AIRCRAFT?

HOW WILL PEOPLE IN THE BUSINESS WORLD TREAT YOU DIFFERENTLY?

WHAT COULD IT DO FOR YOUR CAREER?

MANY NON-EXECUTIVE DIRECTORS OF BIG BUSINESSES ARE LORDS AND LADIES.

HOW WILL YOUR BANK REACT?

WHICH LOOKS BETTER ON YOUR BLACK CARD - 'MR/MRS' OR 'LORD/LADY'?

THINK WHAT THIS COULD DO FOR YOUR SELF-CONFIDENCE - OR THAT OF A LOVED ONE AT CHRISTMAS?

WHEN MEETING NEW PEOPLE AT PARTIES - HOW WILL IT FEEL WHEN YOU ARE INTRODUCED TO THEM?

WHAT WILL YOU RECEIVE?

NOT ONLY WILL YOU RECEIVE THE FULL LEGAL DOCUMENTS REQUIRED TO MAKE THE CHANGE, BUT THE RECIPIENT OF THIS ITEM WILL BE MADE A

LORD/LADY

AND

KNIGHT/DAME GRAND CROSS

OF OUR ORDER.

THIS IS NOT A BRITISH TITLE.

WITH YOUR SILVER-FOILED PACK, YOU WILL RECEIVE:

1. Instructions containing full guidelines

2. All paperwork pre-printed.

3. High quality certificate printed on heavy 145gsm parchment paper, including post-nominal letters (letters after your name).

4. The major deed which you are supplied with means that your title can be transferred after your death.

UNLIKE SOME OTHER 'SELLERS' OF

THIS TYPE OF ITEM, WE

DO NOT

SIMPLY SUPPLY A NOVELTY CERTIFICATE

WE ACTUALLY PROVIDE THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS AS WELL!

WE PREPARE THEM ALL FOR YOU.

ALL DOCUMENTATION IS PRINTED ON HIGH-QUALITY PARCHMENT PAPER AND DESPATCHED TO YOU BY

ROYAL MAIL

FIRST CLASS

RECORDED DELIVERY

IN

100% CARDBOARD ENVELOPES

 MARKED IN RED

PLEASE DO NOT BEND

THIS ENSURES THAT WHEN YOUR ITEM ARRIVES, IT IS IN

PERFECT CONDITION.

This item may not be used to commit any act of Fraud or Deception.

I am the copyright proprietor of this listing and the item itself. Any person or organisation copying the listing or the item in whole or in part will be reported to eBay and subject to legal action.

ebay & prospective purchasers please note: In order to comply with eBay policy and the Law, we do not sell British Titles, nor do we sell Lordships of the Manor. A Lordship of the Manor does not entitle the owner to call himself 'Lord'.

The Honours (Prevention of Abuses) Act 1925 makes it a criminal offence to sell or buy, or to attempt to sell or buy, certain British titles. The following titles are not permitted to be listed for sale on eBay: Duke and Duchess, Marquess and Marchioness, Earl and Countess, Viscount and Viscountess, Baron and Baroness (called Lord and Lady of Parliament in Scotland) and Knighthoods or Baronets. Lordships of the Manor may be listed for sale on eBay. However sellers must not suggest in their listings that these manorial lordships are aristocratic titles or that the buyer will be entitled to be addressed as "Lord", "Lady" or any of the above titles. This is misleading and may also be in breach of the Trade Descriptions Act 1968. Scottish Feudal Baronies may be listed for sale on eBay provided that the seller makes it clear that these relate to Scotland and that the listing is not misleading in any way.