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Item:ASBO - NOT BUYING YOUR ROUND - FUNNY PRACTICAL JOKES

ASBO - NOT BUYING YOUR ROUND - FUNNY PRACTICAL JOKES

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Ended:05 Dec, 200922:23:27 GMT
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wigmore32 ( 19692)
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Item number:200402695371
Item location:Gillingham, United Kingdom
Post to:Worldwide
History:1 sold
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A hilarious practical joke - THE ASBO FOR SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT BUY THEIR ROUND!!!

We will send you one good quality official looking printed ASBO with envelope for you to send to your friend!!!

See picture, but parts of it state:

RESTRICTIONS-

- YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO IN THE BAR. YOU WILL NOT GO TO THE TOILET, COME OVER FAINT, RECOGNIZE AN OLD FRIEND AT THE OTHER END OF THE BAR, DISAPPEAR OR DIE WHEN IT'S YOUR ROUND. THE USUAL EXCUSES OF WALLET IN OTHER TROUSERS, WAITING TO PICK UP BETTING WINNINGS, YOU WERE MUGGED ON WAY TO PUB, "I'M NOT DRINKING TONIGHT", BARMAN WON'T CHANGE A £50 NOTE, KIDS NEED SHOES, WAGE DELAYED, ETC... WILL NO LONGER STAND UP.

IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU LOOK AT OUR OTHER ITEMS IN OUR EBAY SHOP  AS WE HAVE MUCH, MUCH MORE INSTORE!!

The Fun and Fancy Dress Palace is a very reliable seller - we have a huge stock of costumes, wigs, hats, jokes and accessories. 

We will despatch this item the same day if payment received before 3pm Monday to Friday. Weekend orders will be despatched either Saturday morning or Monday morning. If there are to be any delays we will notify you immediately.

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We will post worldwide by Airmail-please see below for cost of postage.

Deliveries are normally made overseas within 5-7 days.

Overseas buyers please note that we can only accept payment by Paypal.

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Will usually dispatch within 1 working day of receiving cleared payment.
Return policy
We cannot accept returns on wigs for hygiene reasons. All other items to be returned immediately as new, unworn, with all packaging.
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Please pay in UK £ sterling only - paypal preferred.
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