JUNE 1971 - THE MOTHERS - { THIS VERSION OF THE MOTHERS CONTAINED FLO - MARK VOLMAN { FAT } AND EDDIE - HOWARD KAYLAN { WEIRD } - FORMER SINGERS OF THE TURTLES } - LIVE AT BILL GRAHAM'S FILLMORE EAST IN NEW YORK CITY - ORIGINAL USA 8 TRACK AUDIO TAPE INCLUDING THE RARE AND EXCITING SONG TITLES AND AND OTHER INFORMATION SLIPCASE - TINY HOLE IN BOX ON THE EDGE WITH A TINY HOLE { BUT NO FULL PENETRATION ON THE ACTUAL PLASTIC CASE - ONLY PARTIALLY PLOOKED - THEY ONLY USED THE TIP JIM, JUST THE TIP OF THE DRILL } - BIZARRE / REPRISE RECORDS - M 82042 - CHECK OUT DEM PHOTOS THAT GEEZERS JUST MIGHT STILL BE ABLE TO ENLARGE -
HAS YOUR WIFE, MISTRESS, GIRLFRIEND, OR ANY COMBINATION OF THE AFORE MENTIONED RECENTLY STATED THAT SHE'LL STICK YOUR BALLS IN A VICE IF YOU PURCHASE JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA OR RELATED ITEM? YES MY SON, THIS IS MORE OF A COMMON PROBLEM THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE IN THESE TROUBLING TIMES. SO WHY NOT JUST VISIT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY? PLENTY OF THE RAREST FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS KNOWN TO MANKIND IN THERE, AND COME ON NOW, YOU'RE A GROWN MAN, YOU CAN HANDLE A LITTLE DISCOMFORT, RIGHT? I MEAN HOW BAD CAN GETTING YOUR BALLS STUCK IN A VICE REALLY BE? HEY, YOU MIGHT EVEN LIKE IT. OK LARRY? -
PROGRAM ONE CONTAINS: LITTLE HOUSE I USED TO LIVE IN - THE MUD SHARK - WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK WE ARE? {BEG.}.
PROGRAM TWO CONTAINS: WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK WE ARE? {CONCL, } - BWANA DIK - LATEX SOLAR BEEF - WILLIE THE PIMP PART ONE {BEG.}.
PROGRAM THREE CONTAINS: WILLIE THE PIMP PART ONE {CONCL.} - WILLIE THE PIMP PART TWO - DO YOU LIKE MY NEW CAR? - HAPPY TOGETHER {BEG.}.
PROGRAM FOUR CONTAINS: HAPPY TOGETHER {CONCL.} - LONESOME ELECTRIC TURKEY { ENCORE EXCERPT FEATURING DON PRESTON ON MINI-MOOG } - PEACHES EN REGALIA - TEARS BEGAN TO FALL.
I'LL TELL YOU FOLKS, NOW IT'S BEEN MY EXPERIENCE WITH 38 YEAR OLD BOXES THAT THE HOLES IN EM' TEND TO GET RATHER LARGE. HOWEVER IN THIS CASE THE HOLE IN THE BOX AND IN THE SUBSEQUENT AREA ON THE PLASTIC 8 TRACK CASE IS REALLY TINY. IN FACT THERE WASN'T EVEN FULL PENETRATION MADE THRU THE PLASTIC CASE. { JUST LIKE JIM, THEY MUSTA' ONLY USED THE TIP } OF THE DRILL. NOW THE BOX DOES HAVE SOME EDGE WEAR AND YELLOWING ON THE INSIDE { AS MANY BOXES OFTEN DO }, BUT BASICALLY IT'S STILL A VERY COOL BOX. THE LABEL ON THE TAPE LOOKS NICE, NOT TOO MUCH BUBBLING MAYBE A LITTLE YELLOWING AND THE PLASTIC PART OF IT LOOKS GREAT. NOT MANY SCUFFS AT ALL WHICH WOULD INDICATE THAT IT WASN'T CRAMMED INTO AN EIGHT TRACK PLAYER TOO OFTEN. NO MISSING PADS AND THE ROLLER IS GOOD 'N HARD. LOOKS LIKE IT'S READY FOR SOME HOT ACTION. HOW 'BOUT WITH YOU? HUH LARRY?
PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY.
SIMPLY PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE OR WIN IT. NO MORE MISERABLE EXCUSES SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO; " OH WOW MAN, I FORGOT THAT MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT SHE'LL STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I BUY JUST ONE MORE ZAPPA 8 TRACK TAPE ", " ALSO, LAST TIME THAT I PURCHASED A ZAPPA ITEM FROM YOU AND MY WIFE TOLD ME SHE'LL STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I DID, YOU TOLD ME THAT IT'S OK AND THAT I MIGHT EVEN LIKE IT, BUT ACTUALLY I DIDN'T ENJOY IT AT ALL", " THE PREACHER AT MY CHURCH RECENTLY TOLD THE CONGREGATION; HE WHO SHALL LISTEN TO SATAN'S MUSIC SUCH AS ZAPPA'S, SHALL WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS ", " MY JOB CLEANING TOILETS AT THE POOT N' GO GOT DOWNSIZED WHEN THEY REMOVED THEM AND INSTALLED URINALS ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE OUTRAGEOUS EXCUSES ARE TRUE.
THIS ITEM WILL BE SENT WELL PACKED IN A BOX, NOT IN SOME CRAPPY ENVELOPE.
$3.00 FOR FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.
$4.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.
$9.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD.
SEND AN E-MAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS, AND CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET } AND THE MAGIC BAND STUFF. YOU'LL LOVE IT, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.
DUE TO THE OUTRAGEOUS FEES THAT E-BAY LIKES TO CHARGE SELLERS, AND THE ABSOLUTE REAMING THAT A SELLER CAN EXPECT FROM PAYPAL, SOME SELLERS INCLUDING MYSELF, ARE SIMPLY JUST PUTTING THEIR ITEMS DIRECTLY INTO THEIR E-BAY STORES WHERE UNLIKE YO' MISTRESS, AT LEAST THE INSERTION FEES ARE CHEAP. THERE-FORE THERE ARE PLENTY OF RARE FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS JUST FESTERING IN THERE COLLECTING DIGITAL DUST, WHICH CAN'T EVEN BE FOUND IN THE REGULAR E-BAY SEARCHES. SO IF YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONIGHT, NUTHIN' ON TV AND HANGING' AROUND BY THE RESTROOMS AT YOUR LOCAL BUS STATION HASN'T BEEN NETTING MUCH RESULTS FOR YOU LATELY, WHY NOT JUST GO TO THE TOP O' THIS PAGE AND LOOK 'ROUND IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY? THE ADMISSION REMAINS FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?